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Post by MurphNo1 on Nov 24, 2016 10:34:38 GMT
Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, “Nothing I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior – I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you, too.” When we got home, I felt as I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
There’s this creaking on my bike that sounds like it’s coming from the bottom bracket … can’t figure out why
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Post by niallk on Nov 24, 2016 18:49:12 GMT
Beat that Trevor 😂
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Post by Muller on Nov 30, 2016 9:07:47 GMT
A Cheating Wife
Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. I see the usual signals; the phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot lately, although when I ask for their names she says, “just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I try to stay awake to see when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. I think deep down, I just didn’t want to know the truth.
Last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my bikes so I could get a good view of the street when she arrived home from her night out with ‘the girls’. When she got out of the car, she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open. She brushed her hair as she walked towards the house. It was at that very moment, crouching behind my bikes, I noticed a slight crack in the downtube, two inches behind the headset. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the bike shop?
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Post by Muller on Dec 1, 2016 16:06:40 GMT
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. “What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider. “Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .” “Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider – “I thought I’d gone deaf!”
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Post by Mary1 on Dec 1, 2016 19:31:21 GMT
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. “What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider. “Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .” “Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider – “I thought I’d gone deaf!” Very sexist Noel....but I still laugh😂😂😂
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Post by Muller on Dec 4, 2016 0:53:44 GMT
Look who has borrowed my bike
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Post by RayL on Jan 17, 2017 11:28:53 GMT
Rule # 9 (If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass) + Amendment :-))
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Post by Muller on Feb 9, 2017 13:42:47 GMT
I HATE CYCLISTS So putting "Speed Bumps" in cycle lanes(F..K ye)hahaha
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Post by Muller on Feb 24, 2017 23:57:56 GMT
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Post by Muller on Apr 3, 2017 14:09:15 GMT
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Post by Muller on Jun 25, 2017 15:35:16 GMT
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Post by TimmyC on Feb 8, 2018 21:16:58 GMT
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Post by Muller on Mar 22, 2018 12:47:23 GMT
Woman writes to Irish problem page about ‘cyclist’ husband sneaking to pub
A worried woman has written to a newspaper ‘problem page’ columnist seeking advice on her husband after she caught him going to the pub when he claimed he was cycling. Who has been caught
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Post by Shay on May 20, 2018 20:03:55 GMT
It's all about the stats
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